a magical land made up of unicorns and cookie squirrels created by a boy named logan with mother f*****g pet dragon that farts on ogars. logan was a horrid ruler and so selfish that he named his own land logania thankfully there was a awesome amus-m-nt park in the peoples honor but he is still a hoe.
it’s raining tacos.
from the sky its raining tacos
out in the street
yum yum yum
bring your sour cream.
logania is the f****ing sh*t .
kenyan currency . ksh yo, i’ve only got 80 kenishes left
- sl*tty cat costume
what every d-mn sl-t wears on halloween. sl-t 1: im going to wear a sl-tty cat costume. sl-t 2: wow, same.
- stealth smacker
when you have s-x with girls that your friends like but you never tell them. d-mn you slept with her too!?!? stealth smacker strikes again smh
a sweet suite in a hotel or resort this room sweeuite & it is only $500 a night!
- baby bee
baby i want to have a “baby bee” with you