Logmoan
the noise one makes when having a poo. like a loud moan made when trying to squeeze one out. the louder the moan the better the poo.
‘eeeoooooohhhhhhhhwwwwaaaahh!’
‘oooooeeeeoooooahhhhhhb!’
‘ffffffffwwwwwaaaarrrrrkkkkk’
‘mum did you just hear that logmoan?’
‘what we’re you just doing upstairs son? having a poo on mum, that was my logmoan you heard’
‘ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh fffffffffff’ (when you get ring sting)
Read Also:
- Roy Mooreing
two gay men fornicating on a bench, typically in public. named in honor of h-m-phobic alabama chief justice roy moore, because such an act done in public would cause removal from said bench. did you hear? tony and jake were arrested last night for roy mooreing!
- ohio butter spreader
when one (typically male named adam) becomes low on personal lubrication and puts forth the b-tter to the rear of his mate. after pleasuring to explosion then makes toast with left over b-tter between her cheeks. when i am low on lubrication and just a little hungry i like to give my girl the ohio […]
- you're telling the story
a loose way of suggesting you are off topic with an -ssumption. hey, you’re telling the story f-ck face.
- left wing faggot
a h-m- or heteros-xual that wants the government involved in every aspect of your life because they are too retarted to have free constructive thought . they are the biggest p-ss-es on the planet and often emit a high pitched scream when given a stink eye from a manly man then want to call the […]
- Ranch Salad
when you -j-c-l-t- on your partners -sshole and then eat out their -sshole. “hey baby, my sh-tbox needs some ranch salad “