Lois Laned


one who retaliates to getting “supermaned” by scrubbing one’s -sshole with his toothbrush.
girl 1 : i heard you got supermaned

girl 2 : yeah i scrubbed muh aney with his white rod….i lois laned that bro!!!
coined from the “airplane” scene in the motion picture superman returns. lois lane is thrashed about the airplane, thusly getting “owned.” this phrase is another way to express “owned”, “pwned”, etc.
guy 1: i just got sucker punched by that guy over there!
guy 2: dude, you got lois lane’d.

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