a phrase you use, when you are so high, you don’t even know what your on, where you are, or what you are. usually used by a teenage hoodlum or hippie. d*mn hippies.
dave: hey john.
john: who’s john
dave: are you high man?
john. yeah. lol 420. haha.
dave:same. haha. lol 420 blazing it boi
to order an unusual dish at a restaurant that is not know at all for making that so-called dish, and it usually results in bad food, like ordering shrimp from a pizza joint why would you order a hamburger at a chinese restaurant? you should have been expecting a total herkshire.
- winter crust
when you fail to moisturize your lips in the winter, and your lips get crusty af. becky: “oh my god, it’s jake!” samantha: “no girl, stay away, i see that winter crust on his lips.”
- k*ll me already
is long for kma “i have maths tomorrow, kma” kill me already
- kitchen anorexia
when the kitchen is never clean enough, even if you just cleaned it this morning and there’s only a small layer of dishes and food scr*ps that need to be cleared away. and it really bothers you. to the point of muttering to yourself. roommate – “the kitchen is so dirty i can’t stand it” […]