lolcensor
a censor bar placed exactly to cover a male’s nipples.
variations can be rainbow, pink, or have the word “lol!” written on them.
that lolcensor i saw yesterday almost made me pee in my pants, it was so funny.
no, no, we need to adjust that lolcensor a bit to the left; i can still see some pink.
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