lollaby


what happens when master chief learns of zelda’s lullaby.
-arbiter learns zelda’s lullaby from impa-

chief: wut is up w1th th4t s7up1d b17ch and why is she nut in doa and wut teh fuhk is zelduhs lololololololollaby? sowns ghey.

-arbiter turns to face chief-

-door closes behind master chief-

chief: f-ck.
created by erica in southern california this word means that something isn’t very funny. it’s almost like that saying from the 80’s “it’s so funny i forgot to laugh”. you can use it to respond to a boring joke. the word means it’s so funny it almost put me to sleep.
bob: what has four wheels and flies?
joe: i don’t know.
bob: a garbage truck.
joe: lollaby

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