Lollipop General
the general of all lollipops. one who deals with all lollipops, the creator, i guess you could say. he brings harm to all nonbelievers.
guy 1: hey, man, what happened to you yesterday? you were gone all of a sudden and we couldn’t find you!
guy 2: sorry, i was abducted by the lollipop general! -shivers- i will never deny my faith ever again!
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