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• rip tits

  (v) to embark on an adventure, to do something enthusiastically. often used in an exclamatory sense. “you boys ready to roll?” – “yeah, let’s rip t-ts!” to hit the sh-t out of a baseball. refered to as ripping the pitchers t-ts. example 1: c’mon tj, rip t-ts example 2: dude that pitcher got his t-ts […]

• creeping tom

  while stopped at a stoplight, something in a nearby car catches your eye (sorority b-mper sticker, etc) and in order to ascertain the nailablilty of the driver you let off the brake and idle into a position where you could reach ideal creeping angle. also, known as a creeping jane for females. “look, that isuzu […]

• crib lizard

  a miniature human, usually between the age of 1 day to 18 months, not yet sleeping in a “big bed” and requiring an inordinate amount of time, energy, money and patience. baby, infant, toddler, child. “yeah, it sucks. none of my friends go out anymore since they cranked out a bunch of crib lizards.” “…party […]

• Criscatting

  when one covers single, or multiple kittens in crisco, then inserts them into their r-ct-m. known as such up north andy milhon partakes in criscatting on days that end in y. when one covers a cat or kitten in crisco and inserts it into the r-ct-m (known as such up north) the boys and i […]

• grass cutting cherry popping

  the act of shaving a females pubic region as foreplay prior to her first encounter of s-xual intercourse. i went out gr-ss cutting cherry popping last night

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