Lombardy Slap
when a man gives a woman a rather painful blow to the face via his d-ck. some recipients have reportedly expirienced brain damage/internal bruising due to the “slap”. founded by the grand daddy of them all, louis “the punisher” lombardy (also known for his work on tv’s 24).
person 1: “d-mn, i feel so sorry for her. she will be mentally impaired for the rest of her life due to that lombardy slap.”
person 2: “what?! i thought she had down’s syndrome!”
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