london escorts
london’s top cl-ss prost-tutes who charge huge money just cuz they dont do business on streets
joe:i hooked up with this hot pros
nik:for how much?
joe:200 pounds
nik:sh-t thats expensive man.was it a london escort
joe:yea.though expensive,london escorts are smokin hot dude.
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