Lonely Melon


(noun): someone who has no friends, or at least walks around pretending that they have no friends.

(verb): to lonely melon is to walk away from your friends and stand alone looking at them.
lucy stood away from her friends like a lonely melon.

i was scared of that conversation, so i lonely melonned away until they had something normal to talk about.

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