Lonesome George


the final stage of the touching cloth process, when the lonely tortoise ‘george’, sticks his head out of his sh-ll to say h-llo.
tom: luke you alright mate? you dont look so good.
luke: nah lonesome george is saying h-llo and it f-cking hurts…sh-t i think im blacking out

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