Long Flex


if someone is rude, ignorant or a complete dumb -ss.
while observing the ww1 two minute silence a gentlemen who has no respect is g-ssing on the phone… can you hear that guy? he’s such a long flex!
to do more work than nesscary, like when someone flexes their back more than needed to do something.

this phrase is usually -ssoicated with doing with doing extra credit homework or taking 2 hours to work that can easily performed in 30 mins, generally all schoolwork that geeks and nerds do.

me:how many of pages of coursework you do? i did 9, font size 14

zubair: man i was up till 3 in the morning and did 33 pages, font size 10.

me: your long flex dude.

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