Long Island, NY

okay, the people who said all those negative things on long island is, one word: wrong.

i’m not saying long island is all that, not at all. it’s the southeastern part of ny, so no, it’s not upstate, or nyc. i wouldn’t have to say this, but just in case you don’t know your geography. n-ssau and suffolk counties are pretty much what makes up the official long island region. it’s a homeland to many famous celebrities you probably wouldn’t expect of used to live or currently still live here. the hamptons and the beaches are so beautiful and a place you wouldn’t want to forget. schools are amazing and are often known for it’s prestigious honor in certain subjects or departments of strength. people… are just people everywhere else, they can be nice, generous, or a complete and total f-g. no places are considered “ghetto” here.. really. but there are some towns that consist of constant robberies, bad schools and just an awful reputation in general. there’s a difference, though, between north sh-r- and south sh-r-. to my opinion, north sh-r- is a billion times better based on the environment – better for a lifestyle while the south sh-r- is.. a better place to chill in the summer. if you love nyc but hate living in the crowded places, long island is a great place to start. distance runs from 20 minutes to about an hour and a half when using any type of transportation. don’t walk, you’ll never get there.
long island, ny is your kinda place
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consists of irish and italian kids, beer pong and flip cup, hollister and abercrombie, spray tans and big sungl-sses, montauk and the hamptons, corona’s and yager bomb’s, boardy barn and neptunes, house parties and keg stands, escalades and mustangs, barbeques and beaches, soccer and lacrosse, cocaine and ecstacy, bars and boats, 5 bedroom houses and 2 car garages, fire island and nautical mile, steroids and b–b jobs, bank accounts and bad accents.

it’s pr-nounced “lawngguyland” by its inhabitants.
beware while traveling through this desolate land known as long island, n.y. they migrate in large packs and are usually highly intoxicated. however, you may rest easy america, these white, fist pumping creatures rarely venture outside this suburban jungle.
not all white jews like everybody might think. we have it all rich neighborhoods poor neighbor hoods and middle cl-ss. if u like beaches you will like li. it does get boring because it is only so big.
i went to school wit thugs nerds jews catholics spanish and asians u can get it all on long island,ny
long island is the p-ssy part of ny. you are not a true new yorker if born in long island. you are most likely jewish.
saying your a new yorker from long island, ny is like saying your a pimp whose a virgin, it doesnt work.