Long Island Paint Job


a long island paint job is the act of puking on (or in) a car due to a night of extreme consumption of alcohol. initial phrase was created because of the after effects of long island iced tea or liit.
example 1:
chip: what happened to your car?
russ: cody and logan gave it a long island paint job after pounding back all those liits at the bar.

example 2:
puke on the inside, puke on the outside – long island paint job.

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