LONG NIGHT
an amazing night that “almost” always results in getting laid/having s-x from the night into the morning light. usually involves the male doing multiple s-x positions and having to go into work the next day at 6-7 in the morning either:
1) hungover and really tired.
2) hungover, hungry and really tired.
3) just plain tired from amazing s-x.
friend: dude you look like cr-p, the h-ll happened last night?
you: i had a long night.
friend: ah dang man, you know what go sleep somewhere i’ll fill in for you.
you: thanks i owe you
1 more definition
a night where you are waiting for good or bad news concerning something and cannot sleep.
leslie went emo and made nathan endure a long night.
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