Long Route Syndrome


when someone takes an unusually long route to reach their destination.
person 1: so i’m gonna cut through 42nd street, back down to 48th, do circles in the parking lot and drive miss daisy through this neighborhood.

person 2: how about you just take a left here and we’ll be there?

person 1: que?

person 2: you seriously have long route syndrome.

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