longer


used to describe how one feels after partying for extended and often draining, periods of time.
when asked how his weekend was, seth
respond’s, “dude, it’s been a longer”!!!
pr-nounced ‘lon-juh’, a longer is an australian colloquialism for the erect part of the male genatallia. often used in country-towns, as people in those remote locations often compare there longers to those of farm animals.
“look at my longer!”
“no thanks.”
“a clean drinker! i like that!”
“what?”

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