Longism


a task, activity or event undertaken by an individual that should take a short amount of time to complete but ends up getting sidetracked & takes hours or even days to complete.
i was supposed to be picked up at 1pm its now 4pm.
3 phone calls later & he’s only just left the house. what a longism!

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