lonk
typographical error that means ‘link’
it is done on purpose usually now, and was invented by codeblue on the psu.
house for a hunfred bucks!
lonk
v. german. to sh-t oneself on -rg-sm.
dude 1: so you bang that chick last night?
dude 2: i don’t wanna talk about it.
dude 1: why?
dude 2: it’s been awhile since i been with someone and i was getting off and when i came, i instantly sh-t my self and all over my bed!
dude 1: you f@cking lonked!!
long lanky p-n-s.
dude, fred has such a lonk!
n. a word used to describe a person when debating between saying loser and punk.
guy 1: dude, stop acting like that.
guy 2: like what?
guy 1: like a frickin lonk…
long lanky p-n-s.
dude, fred has such a lonk!
another word for portkey. you know, that thing in harry potter that people use when they’re too lazy to use brooms.
tis also a rather r-t-rded, but amusing spelling of ‘link’
m: omg nekkid sylar!
j: where? 8d lonk, plz.
a link that is non-functional because there is something wrong in the url
ttp://somewhere
ww.somewhere
lonk
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