loo bite


(primarily british)
a line that forms around ones b-ttocks and thighs after lengthy spells on the loo due to pressure against the toilet seat.
adam: steve. will you still b-tt f-ck me even if i have loo bite, or should i m-ssage it off with some cream first?

steve: loo bite, shmoo bite! hand me the condoms and lube!

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