Looking London, Talking Tokyo


suffering from the medical condition of strabismus ie. squint-eyed, cross-eyed, or most evocative of all c-ck-eyed.
his peripheral vision must be fantastic – he’s looking london, talking tokyo!
when you get so messed up on drugs or alchohol you can’t make heads or tails of the conversation. y
“i can’t understand a word mary is saying, she is looking london, talking tokyo.”

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