Loomis Sniff


the act of sniffing bodily fluid stains left on one’s couch, bed sheets, etc. following a night of drunken fornication or intercourse. the sniffer, often a male, believes the stain originates from alcohol, but much to his dismay, the result is usually female urine. the term is coined after a midwest party-pimp made it his duty to aggressively sniff all secretions left on his bed following any night with a lady.
spencer and meghan drunkenly hooked up. the following morning, spencer believed a stain on his bed was from his tequila bottle, and regrettably, he proceeded to loomis sniff the stain.

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