loonz
loonz: noun \lūnz\
1. (beer) term coined after a craft beer n00b referred to a cantillon beer as “cantiloons” on a ratebeer thread. soon after, the hardcore beer geeks started mocking said n00b and started calling the beer “loons” which then morphed into loonz. usually used to hashtag cantillon beers #loonz or #demloonz. it’s rumored that a few months later the infamous n00b committed suicide by carving the word “loonz” into his wrists.
“let’s have a beer tasting on friday, who’s bringing dem loonz?”
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