lord baldar
noun; lord baldar (lb for short) is the deity of middle aged, balding, marginally employed caucasians men. his followers, the balds, worship him by attending the annual lb-fest to pray to lb by skipping around a 40′ high pasty white phallic object with a couple strands of hair on the tip, which is meant to represent lb as if he were a living human being.
i can’t wait to go to evanston, il this year to honor our lord and savior, lord baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.
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