Lord Helix
the destroyer of yolo f-gs and conquerer of many;the lord of the pokemon universe/fandom proper noun should be capitalized
dude: i didnt do my homework last night
me: lord helix have mercy on your soul
dude: i got that girl pregnant
me: may lord helix not smite thou
f-ggit:i dont like pokemons -lord helix smites thou-
me: haha idiot
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