Lord Pythagoras
the lord of all guardian triangles.
also known as “pytho”
he is respected very simillarly to lord voldemort, as people are afraid of the pythagorean therom powers that this almighty lord of the triangles has.
people are generally scared of anything mathematical as once they start thinking about pythagorean equations, their souls are slowly taken away.
hippie: “have you prayed to lord pythagoras yet?”
lawyer: “i don’t have to, lawyers don’t have souls remember?”
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