Lord Sqweeto
a g-d responsible for all the earth’s weather and able to produce different type’s of pasta from his loins.
“its a nice day” said batye
“yes lord sqweeto has blessed us with a wonderful day” replied thompson
“this pasta taste’s quite loiny, i wonder if it was produced by lord sqweeto”
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