Los Alamos Police Department
los alamos police department (lapd) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. these creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. the lapd carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as j walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the lapd have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. while not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. see also short man’s syndrome, sissy, d–shbag, v-g-n- man and duck b-tter
example 1: “i just saw a lizard eat an ant. we should probably call the los alamos police department!”
example 2: “my girlfriend says my p-n-s is too big; however, she used to date a guy from los alamos police department, so it’s really not a big compliment.”
example 3: “you should graduate highschool or else you will end up at los alamos police department.”
example 4: “if you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, i will join los alamos police department.”
example 5: “i wish i could read. now i have to join los alamos police department.”
example 6: “oh no, here comes the los alamos police department, pull a v-g-n- man so they are not intimidated.”
crooked cops who are h-ll bent on the destruction and/or obedience of the local youth. if ever in trouble with merciless villains, your best bet is to run. they are nothing but resentful, bloodthirsty, whale-like, cigarette smokers. they think they are hot f-cking snot and have nothing better to do but bust parties and act like c-cky condescending b-st-rds to everyone else. f-ck the lapd!
officer blue heres to you… f-ck los alamos police department
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