loser cookie
when a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. the last man to effectively jerk off and get their c-m on the cookie has to eat the cookie. enjoy!
“aw man, i can’t believe david talked about grandma t-tties while we were playing loser cookie. if he hadn’t done that, i don’t think drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!”
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