lost penis


“lost p-n-s” is when you are caught humping a chick by a family member (usually a parent, in-laws or girlfriend and/or wife) resulting in an immediate b-n-r killer and great shame.
sally’s mom and i where doing it in her bas-m-nt when sally caught us. well i suffered with lost p-n-s for about a week until sally’s twin sister started dating me.

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