Lost Puppy Syndrome
one who finds themselves only dating people who have issues that they feel like they could solve.
a person who is only attracted to people that have problems(drug addiction/abusive parents/ect.) and thinks they could protect and nurture them back to happiness.
jenny has lost puppy syndrome, her last boyfriend was a recovering addict and now shes dating a guy that was raped by his own dad. she thinks she can change him, too bad the last one went back to drugs.
when one who is in a relationship finds themselves constantly looking around for their significant other at seemingly random times in hopes the other will randomly appear.
also used when texting, where there is a lull in the conversation and you finds yourself staring at your phone or checking it often to see if a new text has arrived that you somehow missed in the 3 seconds since you last checked.
can be abbreviated lps
bob: what is steve looking around for?
charlie: he’s hoping that susan will show up any minute
bob: isn’t she in georgia?
charlie: yeah but he’s got lost puppy syndrome… he can’t help but looking around
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