Lostradamus


anyone who can correctly predict the often ambiguous plot and/or events of the week’s coming episode of lost
tyler: dude, i’m totally calling locke isn’t actually locke and the real locke is dead, watch and see, i guarantee it!

mike: no way, of course it’s the real locke, besides, that would be a ridiculously improbable plot twist…

(after week’s lost episode) mike: holy cr-p, how did you call that, you’re like fricken lostradamus

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