lotch


from the ghettos of san francisco.

derived from the latin word lotche, meaning the gooey residue that comes out from a fish, when female sturgeon release their eggs.
i can’t believe that kid ate that lotch.

dude, that sturgeon just dropped like 10 gallons of lotch.
2 more definitions
a completely meaningless word defined only by the context of which it’s used. it can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, etc… used only to make you sound smarter.
i picked up the lotch from my desk and took it to kitchen.

you: “i totally lotched that test.”
possible response 1: “way to go man!”
possible response 2: “that’s too bad…”
possible response 3: “dude, that’s gross”
lotch : messed up, strange, amazing, or pretty much anything of an extreme nature
(in response to someone dissing you): “that was lotch, man.”
(someone makes an incredible catch in a baseball game): “whoa, that catch was lotch!”

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