Louisiana Forklift
items needed: super glue
a pickup
4th person working as a
driver
money for medical attention
this happens when two guys lather their d-cks with super glue, get on their knees, and then one iserts into the v-g-n- and other into her mouth. from there the two guys lift the female while one is getting a bl-wj-b and the other is f-cking the female. (beware may require medical -ssistance to end the louisiana forklift)
“sally, tim, and steve ended up in the emergency room after attemping the louisiana forklift…doctors say steve might lose the tip of his p-n-s.”
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