louisiana shrimp whistle
noun) the art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a t-rd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece in to a freezer. for best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.
“last night i gave louis the louisiana shrimp whistle after eating a burrito from a mexican joint. she said it was longer than any d-ld- she’s ever seen!”
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