Lounge Latino
typically found in south texas, the lounge latino can be identified by their overgelled black spiked hair, black b-tton down dress shirt with some subtle design throughout, a pair of $250 jeas and black pointy shoes. they tend to travel in groups of 4-6 identically dressed lounge latinos, and can be spotted at ‘ultra lounges’ during weeknights sipping $12 vodka redbulls and not hitting on girls (ironically picking up girls is the whole reason for going out to begin with).
if you are approached by a pack of lounge latinos don’t be alarmed, they’re typically harmless and respond positively to rounds of starf-ckers or pink panty droppers. women should be on high alert however, as the candy shots will build up in the lounge latino’s system throughout the night and result in an unfounded burst of s-xual confidence
lounge latino (noun)
“orale! let’s get dressed all pretty and go to that new ultra lounge next to the whataburger under the train tracks off the ih-10 access road. we can drink starf-ckers by the bar and not get laid”
“tambien, can i borrow some of your pomade? i ran out doing my fauxhawk”
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