Love Burglar
someone attempting to steal your significant other in complete disregard for the mate via text messaging, facebooking, mysp-cing, and/or any other form of communication.
police officer-“attention all units, we have a love burglar on the loose. he’s terrorizing all relationships on this side of the mississip!!!.”
warning to women-“ladies, the love burglar is armed and dangerous with strategic entanglement in the form friendly gesturing via messaging. stay behind closed phones and lock your gaydar in to place for these disrespectful nerdalerts.”
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