Love Curtains


when a girl’s p-ss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as s-x, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.
pete: dude i tried al fresco s-x with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!
riz: you should have tied them down with elastic bands first!

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