Love Mound


when one pulls his scr-t-m up and over his p-n-s and t-st-cl-s to contain them all and then pins the scr-t-m to his lower belly with his finger tips.
in a loving display of affection, ralf produced the venerable “love mound” to gretchen on their first date.
the most beautiful, most wonderful feeling things in the world; br–sts.
dude i totally j-zzed all over this chicks love moundss double d’s babyyy!!!!

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