love parade


used to be huge, but n-body goes there anymore, because rave is so p-ssé and it’s not too hot too see skinny old gay guys in neon bodypaint.
the parade always leaves a gigantic trail of trash an feces the removal of which costs a lot of money.
there was this one mandy moore movie, in which she was the first daughter and wanted to go to the love parade desperately. it was hilarious, because in reality at least the people from europe know it’s so dead there.
a m-ssive rave which takes place in berlin, germany evry once in a while
it’d be nice if two guys kissed each other at love parade. awww, how sweet! ^_^-
she’s a very funky girl,
the kind you don’t take home to mamma.
because it’s more than likely that she will call your mother “ooooooolllllddd”
and continue to say the word “ooooooolllllllllddddddddd” like 5 of 6 times.
hey yo, hip cat.. i’m lau the love parade…. and i’ve never seen so many wrinkles!! man you’re ooolllddddd.. you’re ooooooolllllllllldddddddd… you’re ooooooooooooooooolllllllllllldddddddd… old old ooolllllddddd!!!!!!!!

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