love sneeze


the violent unexpected expunging of a man’s loins
mark see’s steve’s glistening glory in the post-match showers causing an immediate and embar-ssing love sneeze
getting off in a girls mouth, covering it with your hand, then tickling her until it comes out her nose.
so last night sarah had a love sneeze. it got all over my bed.

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