Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam
when your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. after making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an -ss check factory in your dorm room. it is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick “slip of the sh-tter.” most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose b-tthole. despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.
undergraduate history major: “hey dr. travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your -sshole and wiggle it around? we call it the low cost dorm room prostate exam.”
interested professor: “well go again son, so long as you don’t pull out the lightbulb i stuck up their last night while watching judge judy.”
undergraduate history major: “it’s free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me the old pretender.”
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