low tide


the name commonly given to someone who smells like rotton seafood.
“d-mn, low tide, go take a shower, and brush your -ss while your at it”

“m-th- f-ckin low tide over there stunk up the whole place and skeerd off all the patoties.”
1. subsequent to the hight of ones alcoholic/narcotic influence, when the alcoholic/narcotic effect begins to diminish.
2. coming down from being wavey.
gus: dude man, i was so totally wavey earlier today!
darrel: i know gus, me too but not any more man; i’m on a low-tide.
the distinct odor that follows copulation (s-xual activity). the term “low tie” refers to the smell usually registering after several moments within the vicinity while also remaining for quite some duration.
“the city seems rather swept with low tide.”

“you probably shouldn’t enter that room- the low tide is entirely horrendous.”

“ugh, i abhor their low tide.”
n. regarding p–ping, a payload so large that a portion of it extends above the surface of the toilet water. similar in concept to hidden rocks in a ocean bay which, at low tide, protrude for all to see. see also break water.
“man, don’t go in there for a while.”
“dropped a mean one, huh?”
“yeah. low tide, dude.”
typically on a hot summer day/night when the women are wearing as little clothing as is practical- figure a short skirt/dress- and are hot, bothered and lathered up to the point where the smell of p-ssy is in the air, so pr-nounced so as to remind of the smell of the bay at low tide. this only applies when the relative general hotness of the women in that particular city is also high.
sniff, sniff…since it’s so hot today, all the broads must be airing out their sn-tches. it’s low tide in the city!
the beginning and ending portions of the menstrual cycle when s-xual intercourse can be performed without earning one’s red wings.
“dude did you go home with that chick last night? she told me not to bother ’cause she was on the rag.”

“that’s ’cause you’re game is weak and she wasn’t raggin’ it was just low tide.”
a racial comment used when speaking to a hispanic about picking up his family.
hey pepe isnt low tide arent grandma and grandpa waiting for their ride.

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