Lowell Sun


one of the worst big newspapers in new england. despite being the primary periodical for the liberal city of lowell, m-ssachusetts, the very conservative op-ed page of the sun is like something one would see in a southern small-town newspaper. it regularly publishes conservative letters to the editor whose authors are barely literate, and endorsed george w. bush for reelection in 2004. in addition, its main columnist–dan phelps–is a terrible writer whose columns are laced with pedestrian writing and mind-boggling non sequiturs.
the lowell sun is a horrid rag of a paper not fit to wipe a gorilla’s -ss.

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