Lowe’s Home Improvement
the epitome of -ss-kissery. as soon as you walk into a lowe’s, your -ss saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. lowe’s is built upon the model of “excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, -ss-kissing, customer-focus”. the best thing to do when you see a “red vest” is to cut a corner and run. these people are already stressed enough with the dumb-ss questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.
customer walks in lowe’s:
“hi! billy mays here with lowe’s home improvement warehouse! we have lots of items to help your every need for every situation! how may we be of service to you today sir or ma’am???”
customer: holy f-cking -ss crackers! can i not look at the f-cking power tools without being bombarded by d-mn service? f-ck this i’m going to home depot where people leave me the h-ll alone!
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