Lowland Betrayal
a s-xual act in which you are receiving a blumpkin. while you are getting one, you finish in her mouth, stand up and shove her head in the toilet; sit down and flush. will end relationship.
a “hey man, i was getting a blumpkin and gave her a lowland betrayal”
b “haha nice, she’s you’re ex now right?”
a “yup she’ll be washing her bathroom and hair for weeks”
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