loyola
one of the few “schools” defined on urbandicitonary.com in which there are more positive definitions than negative.
a good thing or a bad thing? hmm…
loyola high school of los angeles is among the greatest high schools in this nation. we have gotten many championships in just about every sport. our gridiron is a tremendous powerhouse and we are led by a great man and a respected man and friend of mine named steve grady. we won the national championship in 1975! not only that, but our academics are outstanding. we average a 1400 sat and have impecable gpas. anyone who doesn’t like loyola must either go to b-st-rd schools like mater dei, hart, servite, and other loyola wannabe schools in the serra league.
mater dei boy 1: today loyola came out and knocked our heads off.
mater dei boy 2: i know. i might even have a concussion right now.
a private, catholic high school where young men learn to be “men for others”……….it’s also the school where the dances are more like raves and the girls outnumber the guys 4 to 1, which rocks!!!
sports is like religion at loyola–mostly everyone in the school is involved with some sort of sport.
loyola guy: dude our loyola dances rock so hard!
st. francis guy: dude at our dances–the priests carry metal batons to make room for the holy ghost!
loyola: dude, that’s pathetic.
loyola is a school for guys who are way smart, and way hott…everyone who doesnt get into loyola goes to st. francis cause they arnt good enough. some loyola boys are jerks and really arrogant, but others are really nice and wayyyy hott!
that guys so smart and hot he must go to loyola
pimps on venice blvd hitting on all the girls from marymount on sunset blvd
the loyola boys f-ck the us
well basically, anyone that goes to st. francis is a douche bang and or rainbow kisser. with that being said, it should be noted that they also bite the d-ck in soccer and that anyone who goes to that school was not intelligent enough to go to loyola, hence, the beginning of the so-called rivalry. however, it is only jealously on the part of the st. francis j-zz javelins that they were too stupid to get into loyola and loyola is only happy to remind them. with that being said, considering the queer nuggets from st. francis will most likely be to unintelligent to comprehend this beautiful array or words, you should take it upon yourself to remind them on a daily basis.
st. francis j-zz javelin: “dudee, our footbawl teem rocks and we like gott a stadeum and evverythang fer it cuz wee wonn like div. 29 but theen we nevar won again so thay gave it soccerr. oh man i cant spell. im going to go rape a child and kill myself.”
a top tier high school that is very distinguished academically, athletically, and socially. a loyola is quantum leaps above any other school.
this word originates from loyola high school of los angeles.
hey dude where do you go to school? st. francis? hahaha i go to loyola!
i go to loyola, and were good at tons of sports, were good in school, and we’re definitely better than anyone else.
loyola is the best d-mn high school in southern california!
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