lpm
licks per minute
see p-ssy
i can lick my girlfriends p-ssy at 600 lpm.
like lol lpm is laughs per minute and is a unit of measure how funny a show, situation, or story is
south park has twice the lpm’s of family guy, in fact family guy has one of the lowest lpm counts compared to other tv shows
little p-n-s man
chris pointed out the dave is an l-p-m
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