lshmfhfordtds
laughed so hard my f-cking hat fell off rolling down the d-mn stairs
dude, if you run into that ex you didn’t want to ever see again, say: “wow! your hair looks amazing! it must be dow chow… b-tch”.
man i just lshmfhfordtds!!!
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